Famous Presidential Lies Contest
· We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
Richard M Nixon:
· I am not a crook
George H Bush:
· Read my lips, No New Taxes
William J Clinton:
· I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinski
George W Bush:
· Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
· I will have the most transparent administration in history.
· The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
· I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
· The IRS is not targeting anyone.
· It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
· I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
· You didn't build that!
· I will restore trust in Government.
· The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
· The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
· It's not my red line; it is the world's red line.
· Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
· We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto industry with.
· I am not spying on American citizens.
· Obama Care will be good for America.
· You can keep your family doctor.
· Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
· If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
· It's just like shopping at Amazon. (Refering to Obamacare website)
· I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
· I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
· I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
· I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted on (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
· If elected, I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
· If elected, I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the first 9 months of my term.
· I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
· I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
· And the biggest one of all: “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend The Constitution of the United States of America."
I believe we have a winner.